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And A Famous Film Star Who Is Left Alone Is More Alone Than Any Other Person Has Ever Been In The Whole Histry Of The World, Because Of The Contrast To Our Normal Enviromint.

If We Have To Tell Hollywood Good-by, It May Be With One Of Those Tender, Old-fashioned, Seven-second Kisses Exchanged Between Two People Of The Opposite Sex, With All Their Clothes On.

I Once Witnessed More Ardent Emotions Between Men At An Elks' Rally In Pasadena Than They Could Ever Have Felt For The Type Of Woman Available To An Elk.

Tallulah [bankhead] Never Bored Anyone, And I Consider That Humanitarianism Of A Very High Order Indeed.

One Might Feel That, At My Age, I Should Look On Life With More Gravity. After All, I've Been Privileged To Listen, Firsthand, Tosome Of The Most Profound Thinkers Of My Daywho Were All Beset By Gloom Over The Condition The World Had Gotten Into. Then Why Can't I View It With Anything But Amusement?