Always Hedge Your Bets. That's How I

Storytelling Comes Naturally To Humans, But Since We Live In An Unnatural World, We Sometimes Need A Little Help Doing What We'd Naturally Do.

Yoda Is Interesting Because, In Addition To Being Wise, He Is Two Feet Tall, And A Yoda.

Everything I Do, In The Middle Of It, I Lose All Objectivity. The Business Of Comedy Is Kind Of Ridiculous In That Respect. Your Job Is To Have A Lot Of Fun In A Jar, Then Sell It. There's Something Inherently Illogical And Impossible About That, But That Being Said, This Is As Good As It Gets.

You'll Be Perfect When You're Dead

I Expect The Audience To Assume Tv Is Stupid. I Accept That It's My Job To Overcome It.