Always Keep Your Smile. That's How I

I See Badly, I Hear Badly, And I Feel Bad, But Everything's Fine.

I Had To Wait 110 Years To Become Famous. I Wanted To Enjoy It As Long As Possible.

When I'm Laid In My Coffin, I Want You To Put A Picture Of My Grandchild To The Right Of Me And And A Picture Of My Daughter To My Left. That Way They Will Be Buried With Me.

I Have Legs Of Iron, But To Tell You The Truth, They're Starting To Rust And Buckle A Bit.

[on Being The Oldest Living Human Being:] God Must Have Forgotten Me.