[on Being The Oldest Living Human Being:]

When I'm Laid In My Coffin, I Want You To Put A Picture Of My Grandchild To The Right Of Me And And A Picture Of My Daughter To My Left. That Way They Will Be Buried With Me.

I Never Wear Mascara; I Laugh Until I Cry Too Often.

My Sight Is Bad, My Hearing Is Bad, I Feel Bad, But I Don't Suffer, I Don't Complain.

He Who Hugs Too Much, Hugs Badly!

Every Age Has Its Happiness And Troubles.