[on Being The Oldest Living Human Being:]

My Sight Is Bad, My Hearing Is Bad, I Feel Bad, But I Don't Suffer, I Don't Complain.

He Who Hugs Too Much, Hugs Badly!

I See Badly, I Hear Badly, And I Feel Bad, But Everything's Fine.

I Only Have One Wrinkle And I'm Sitting On It.

I'd Like To Go To The Moon.