Always Respect Your Superiors, If You Have

Well, I Just Said That Jesus And I Were Both Jewish And That Neither Of Us Ever Had A Job, We Never Had A Home, We Never Married And We Traveled Around The Countryside Irritating People.

Seventeen Publishers Rejected The Manuscript, At Which Time We Knew We Had Something Pretty Hot.

I Believe That Willy Nelson Is The Hillbilly Dalai Lama.

Politics Is The Only Field In Which The More Experience You Have, The Worse You Get.

These Days, There Are Many People Around The World Who Listen To The Songs That Made Me Infamous And Read The Books That Made Me Respectable.