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I'm Thirty Years Old, But I Read At The Thirty-four-year-old Level.

I Got Lucky. I Won The San Francisco Stand-up Comedy Competition In 1977 While I Was Still At San Francisco State.

You Know Ladies And Gentlemen, A Long Time Ago , There Were Lots Of People, But That Was A Long Time Ago

I Think Free Speech Is Probably The Coolest Thing We Have In This Country, And Again, You Can Label It Hate Speech And Dismiss It, And Then You're Allowed To Censor It.

It's Almost Like He's Started To Sound Even More Exotic The More People Started Doing Him. I Don't Know Why, But There's Just Something About Al Gore That Makes Me Laugh.