I Enjoy Pushing My Characters To The

I'm Thirty Years Old, But I Read At The Thirty-four-year-old Level.

You Know, Elizabeth Taylor Must Be In Heaven Going, 'alright, Fire Two Honey!'

A Mom And Dad Found An S&m Magazine Under Their 10-year-old Son's Bed, And The Dad Said, 'well, We Sure Can't Spank Him.'

You Know, Sometimes You Can't Just Take An Armadillo, Put It In The Barn, Light It On Fire And Expect It To Make Licorice.

The Two Things That Can Hurt You Are If You Need Money Or If You Need Fame. Those Are The Things That Can Be Your Achilles' Heel. But If You Don't Need Money And You Don't Need Fame, Then You're Free.