I Enjoy Pushing My Characters To The

I Used To Sneak Up To The 8th Floor And Watch Eddie Murphy And Joe Piscopo Rehearsing 'saturday Night Live' And Could Only Wonder If I Would Ever Have The Chance To Be Funny. It Took Me Five Years To Go Up The Two Stories, But It Is Such A Sense Of Fulfillment To Be Able To Show What I Can Do On National Television.

If I Only Ran When Nothing Hurt, I Would Never Run.

Am I Not Turtley Enough For The Turtle Club? Turtle! Turtle!

I Don't Find Biology As Interesting As Politics And Humanism. I Talk More About Existential Stuff.

After Years Of Begging, I Got My Parents To Get Me A Little Craig Tape Recorder, A Reel To Reel. Then I Started Recording Voices, Or Recording Jonathan Winters Off Television And Stuff Like That.