Ambiguity Is The Devil's Volleyball.

Because We Allow Handguns. When You Know Someone In The Crowd Might Be Packing A Rod, It Can't Help But Rush Your Timing.

I Always Wanted A Beautiful Loving Wife And She Always Wanted To Be A Citizen.

I'm Not As Good A Swimmer As I Used To Be - Thanks To Evolution.

I Think Fur Looks Better On An Animal Than On A Human Being. So I Dress My Dog In A Mink Teddy.

I Have A Lot More Things To Talk About Now Because I'm An Adult.