I Once Had A Large Gay Following,

I Caught My Wife In Bed With Another Man And I Was Crushed. So I Said, "get Off Of Me, You Two!"

I Once Had A Large Gay Following, But I Ducked Into An Alleyway And Lost Him.

The Way I Understand It, The Russians Are Sort Of A Combination Of Evil And Incompetence... Sort Of Like The Post Office With Tanks.

The Battle Of The Sexes Will Never Be Won As Long As We Keep Sleeping With The Enemy.

My Classmates Would Copulate With Anything That Moved, But I Never Saw Any Reason To Limit Myself.