I Once Had A Large Gay Following,

At My Lemonade Stand I Used To Give The First Glass Away Free And Charge Five Dollars For The Second Glass. The Refill Contained The Antidote.

I Picked Up A Hitch Hiker. You've Got To When You Hit Them.

Whatever Happened To The Good Ole Days, When Children Worked In Factories?

I've Been Wrestling With Reality For Most Of My Life. I'm Pleased To Say I've Won.

The Only Work I Ever Turned Down Was A Cable Programme Called Diving For Excrement.