I Thought I Was Raptured Up Into

My Sister Just Had A Baby. We Can Have Company Over. She'll Be In Front Of Everyone With Her Um... Breast... Out Feeding It. You Know... Cereal Or Whatever.

I Got A Letter From The Irs. Apparently I Owe Them $800. So I Sent Them A Letter Back. I Said, If You'll Remember, I Fastened My Return With A Paper Clip, Which According To Your Very Own Latest Government Pentagon Spending Figures Will More Than Make Up For The Difference.

I Love Florida. I Love The Beach. I Love The Sound Of The Crashing Surfers Against The Rocks.

I'm A Great Lover, I'll Bet.

I Had A Very Close Relationship With Another Kid When I Was Growing Up. I Was His Imaginary Friend.