It's Amazing Where A Joke Might Come

I'm Filthy Stinking Rich - Well, Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad.

I Asked God For A Bike, But I Know God Doesn't Work That Way. So I Stole A Bike And Asked For Forgiveness.

My Sister Married A German. He Complained He Couldn't Get A Good Bagel Back Home. I Said: 'well, Whose Fault Is That?'

I Think Of People As Members Of An Audience. But An Audience Acts Independently Of Every Individual. It's An Organism On Its Own. I Focus On That Living Hydra In The Dark.

I Picked Up A Hitch Hiker. You've Got To When You Hit Them.