I Was At The Wal-mart, Which Is

Because We Allow Handguns. When You Know Someone In The Crowd Might Be Packing A Rod, It Can't Help But Rush Your Timing.

I'm A Great Lover, I'll Bet.

I Always Wanted A Beautiful Loving Wife And She Always Wanted To Be A Citizen.

I Was Walking Down Fifth Avenue Today And I Found A Wallet, And I Was Gonna Keep It, Rather Than Return It, But I Thought: Well, If I Lost A Hundred And Fifty Dollars, How Would I Feel? And I Realized I Would Want To Be Taught A Lesson.

I Tried Body Surfing Once, But How Often Do You Find A Corpse?