I Was At The Wal-mart, Which Is

The Irs Sent Back My Tax Return Saying I Owed $800. I Said If You'll Notice, I Sent A Paper Clip With My Return. Given What You've Been Paying For Things Lately, That Should More Than Make Up The Difference.

Now There's A Seven-day Waiting Period To Buy A Gun. Who Can Stay Mad That Long?

I've Learned That You Can't Make Someone Love You. All You Can Do Is Stalk Them And Hope They'll Panic And Give In.

He Taught Me Never To Smile, Which Helps Me When I Visit Disaster Sites.

I Think The Whole Concept Of Monotheism Is A Gift From The Gods.