I Was At The Wal-mart, Which Is

My Computer Beat Me At Checkers, But I Sure Beat It At Kickboxing.

Santa Fe Is Fun To Visit, But Property There Will Cost You An Arm And A Dillo.

My Ex-girlfriend Was Very Sexy. She Reminded Me Of The Sphinx Because She Was Very Mysterious And Eternal And Solid...and Her Nose Was Shot Off By French Soldiers.

The Subconscious Is Like Having A Laboratory Assistant Who Pretends To Love You And Help You, But After You Go Home To Go To Sleep It Goes Back Into The Lab And Starts Fumbling With The Data And Destroying It. It's A Very Tricky Thing. People Think Our Minds Are Us, But That's Not True At All. The Mind Is Not Us.

Some Mornings, It's Just Not Worth Chewing Through The Leather Straps.