He Taught Me Never To Smile, Which

I Was Walking Down The Street. Something Caught My Eye, And Dragged It Fifteen Feet.

Lord Please Break The Laws Of The Universe For My Convenience. Amen.

I Once Heard Two Ladies Going On And On About The Pains Of Childbirth And How Men Don't Seem To Know What Real Pain Is. I Asked If Either Of Them Ever Got Themselves Caught In A Zipper.

I Picked Up A Hitch Hiker. You've Got To When You Hit Them.

I Wanted To Get From 4th Street To 8th... Then I Remembered Einstein Postulating That Parallel Lines Eventually Meet. They're Dredging My Car From Lake Michigan As We Speak.