I'm Not Catholic, But I Gave Up

I Don't Have To Tell You Folks About Scuba Diving. So, That'll Save Some Time.

I Learned About Sex The Hard Way... From Books.

Christmas Seems To Start Earlier And Earlier Every Year. Like, This Time, It's On December 25th.

I'm A Great Lover, I'll Bet.

I Love To Go Down To The Schoolyard And Watch All The Little Children Jump Up And Down And Run Around Yelling And Screaming. They Don't Know I'm Only Using Blanks.