America, I Appreciate You Liking Me.

Money Is The Fuel For Choices. Money Gives Me Choices, So It's Not Nothing, It's Something. But It's Not The End All, Be All. There Are Other Things In My Life That I Did Not Purchase With Money That Are Very Valuable.

The Hardest Thing To Do Is To Be True To Yourself, Especially When Everybody Is Watching.

The Only Thing Harder Than Leaving Show Business Is Coming Back.

With Younger People I'm Recognized With Always Half-baked, Blue Streak Because It's On Cable. Women, It's Always You've Got Mail. Nutty Professor Is Pretty Much Everybody Across The Board. It Seems Like They Like That One.

Where I'm From? A Little Town Called None Of Yo God Damn Business.