I've Been A Comedian Since I Was

I'm Famous Today. People Like Me Today. Might Not Like Me Tomorrow. You Can't Count On It.

America, I Appreciate You Liking Me.

Something About New York, Man: You Can Do More Comedy There Probably Than You Can Anywhere In The World. If You're Interested In Being Funny, New York Is The Place To Go.

I'm Happier In The Way A Guy Gets Happier When He Starts To Mature. It Doesn't Make Things Easier, But I'm So Much Better At Handling Them.

The Higher Up I Went, The Less Happy I Was.