My Generation Is Under-entertained.

When I'm On Stage, I Get Real Happy There. Maybe That's The Only Time In My Adult Life I Feel Like Myself.

For One Year, I Want To Do This Thing Where I Guest-star On As Many Television Shows As I Possibly Can. I Love Television. The Fact That Television Ultimately Made Me Famous Was Very Gratifying For Me.

America, I Appreciate You Liking Me.

I Have A Very Good Life, A High Quality Of Life. I Have Both Money And Time. No One Has That.

After A While, A Joke, If You Say It Too Much, Just Becomes Contrived, Or Fake-sounding.