An Amicable Divorce Is Like A Ventilated

I Can See Close Up And My Husband Can See Far Away, So We're Covered. He Tells Me Who's In The Movie And I Tell Him What's In His Sandwich. Together We're Human Bifocals.

My New Dress. Do You Like It? It's From My Favorite Designer, On Sale.

Men Like Cars, Women Like Clothes. Women Only Like Cars Because They Take Them To Clothes.

Men Who Consistently Leave The Toilet Seat Up Secretly Want Women To Get Up To Go The Bathroom In The Middle Of The Night And Fall In.

How Can I Have Morning Sickness When I Don't Get Up Till Noon?