An Atheist Is A Man Who Looks

A Happy Marriage Is The World's Best Bargain.

You're Never Quite Sure How You Feel About A Neighbor Until A 'for Sale' Sign Suddenly Appears In Front Of His House.

Nothing Adds To A Person's Leisure Time Like Doing Things When They Are Supposed To Be Done.

One Good Thing About Punctuality Is That It's A Sure Way To Help You Enjoy A Few Minutes Of Privacy.

Knowledge Is The Best Eraser In The World For Disharmony, Distrust, Despair, And The Endless Physical Deficiencies Of Man.