An Economist Is A Man That Can

The Good Old Horse-and-buggy Days: Then You Lived Until You Died And Not Until You Were Run Over.

Parades Should Be Classed As A Nuisance And Participants Should Be Subject To A Term In Prison. They Stop More Work, Inconvenience More People, Stop More Traffic, Cause More Accidents, Entail More Expense, And Commit And Cause I Don't Remember The Other Hundred Misdemeanors.

Mona Lisa Is The Only Beauty Who Went Through History And Retained Her Reputation.

Heroing Is One Of The Shortest-lived Professions There Is.

You've Never In Your Life Seen A Picture, I Bet Any One Of You, Never Seen A Picture Of One Of These Old Pilgrims Praying When They Didn't Have A Gun Right By The Side Of Them. That Was To See That He Got What He Was Praying For.