An Editor's Job Is To Take Something

Sleep Came Slower Than A Frigid Woman.

If You're Paranoid Long Enough, Sooner Or Later You're Gonna Be Right.

I'm Going To Lower The Drinking Age To Eighteen. If You're Old Enough To Die In Iraq, You're Old Enough To Drink.

There Are More Inspirational People In Music Than There Are In Politics.

I Even Went So Far As To Become A Southern Baptist For A While, Until I Realized That They Didn't Hold 'em Under Long Enough.