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I Don't Think In Terms Of Results At All. I Think: What Next Insanity Can I Shock The World With?

My Mind Is A Raging Torrent, Flooded With Rivulets Of Thought Cascading Into A Waterfall Of Creative Alternatives.

My Job Is To Go Out And Entertain The Most People Possible.

You Want To Be As Smart As You Can About Being Stupid.

When I Was A Little Boy, I Thought When I Grew Up I Would Talk Yiddish. I Thought Little Kids Talked English, But When They Became Adults, They Would Talk Yiddish Like The Adults Did. There Would Be No Reason To Talk English Anymore, Because We Would Have Made It.