An Important Key To Investing Is To

Imagine If You Borrowed Your Parents' Car Without Permission And Ran It Into A Tree, How Much Better You'd Feel If You Were Incorporated.

Thousands Of Experts Study Overbought Indicators, Oversold Indicators, Head-and-shoulder Patterns, Put-call Ratios, The Fed's Policy On Money Supply, Foreign Investment, The Movement Of The Constellations Through The Heavens, And The Moss On Oak Trees, And They Can't Predict Markets With Any Useful Consistency, Any More Than The Gizzard Squeezers Could Tell The Roman Emperors When The Huns Would Attack.

If You Have The Stomach For Stocks, But Neither The Time Nor The Inclination To Do The Homework, Invest In Equity Mutual Funds.

You Can Find Good Reasons To Scuttle Your Equities In Every Morning Paper And On Every Broadcast Of The Nightly News.

Hold No More Stocks Than You Can Remain Informed On.