An Oboe Is An Ill-wind That Nobody

There Once Was A Student Named Bessor Whose Knowledge Grew Lessor And Lessor. It At Last Grew So Small He Knew Nothing At All, And Today He's A College Professor!

I Don't Stutter When I Talk To God. He Loves Me.

Banquet: A Plate Of Cold, Hairy Chicken And Artificially Coloured Green Peas Completely Surrounded By Dreary Speeches And Appeals For Donations.

Gross Ignorance Is 144 Times Worse Than Ordinary Ignorance.

An Oboe Is An Ill-wind That Nobody Blows Good.