An Oboe Is An Ill-wind That Nobody

There Is A Mass Of People, We Might As Well Admit, Who If They Weren't Watching Television, Would Be Doing Absolutely Nothing Else.

Do I Believe In Ghosts? Of Course I Do. So Do You. Deep In The Souls Of The Most Sophisticated Of Us Is Lurking A Fear Of The Supernatural Which All The Discoveries Of Scientists Cannot Eradicate.

Middle Age Is When Your Old Classmates Are So Grey And Wrinkled And Bald They Don't Recognize You.

Banquet: A Plate Of Cold, Hairy Chicken And Artificially Coloured Green Peas Completely Surrounded By Dreary Speeches And Appeals For Donations.

For Me, A Hearty "belly Laugh" Is One Of The Beautiful Sounds In The World.