The Atomic Age Is Here To Stay

For Me, A Hearty "belly Laugh" Is One Of The Beautiful Sounds In The World.

Football Season: The Only Time Of The Year When A Man Can Walk Down The Street With A Blond On One Arm And A Blanket On The Other Without Encountering Raised Eyebrows.

Politicians Are Like Ships: Noisiest When Lost In A Fog.

Censor: A Self-appointed Snoophound Who Sticks His Nose In Other People's Business.

There Once Was A Student Named Bessor Whose Knowledge Grew Lessor And Lessor. It At Last Grew So Small He Knew Nothing At All, And Today He's A College Professor!