For Me, A Hearty "belly Laugh" Is

Censor: A Self-appointed Snoophound Who Sticks His Nose In Other People's Business.

One Of The Troubles Of The Day, Observes Mr. C.n. Peac, Is That Once We Came Upon The Little Red Schoolhouse, Whereas Now We Come Upon The Little-read School Boy.

Middle Age Is When Your Old Classmates Are So Grey And Wrinkled And Bald They Don't Recognize You.

Most Of The Things That Are Supposed To Be So Objectionable In Books Are Things That Every Teenager, In The United States, Not Only Knows, But Has Talked About At Length In School, Or On The Way Home From School.

Oratory Is The Art Of Making A Loud Noise Sound Like A Deep Thought.