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I Think The Right To Read, Is One Of Our Inherent Rights, And I Think That People In America Today Are Intelligent Enough To Decide For Themselves What They Want To Read. Without Being Told, By Self-appointed People, You Must Not Read This, Or You Cannot Read This.

One Of The Troubles Of The Day, Observes Mr. C.n. Peac, Is That Once We Came Upon The Little Red Schoolhouse, Whereas Now We Come Upon The Little-read School Boy.

Most Of The Things That Are Supposed To Be So Objectionable In Books Are Things That Every Teenager, In The United States, Not Only Knows, But Has Talked About At Length In School, Or On The Way Home From School.

Football Season: The Only Time Of The Year When A Man Can Walk Down The Street With A Blond On One Arm And A Blanket On The Other Without Encountering Raised Eyebrows.

Good Manners: The Noise You Don't Make When You're Eating Soup.