Good Manners: The Noise You Don't Make

Censor: A Self-appointed Snoophound Who Sticks His Nose In Other People's Business.

Oratory Is The Art Of Making A Loud Noise Sound Like A Deep Thought.

Do I Believe In Ghosts? Of Course I Do. So Do You. Deep In The Souls Of The Most Sophisticated Of Us Is Lurking A Fear Of The Supernatural Which All The Discoveries Of Scientists Cannot Eradicate.

The Detroit String Quartet Played Brahms Last Night. Brahms Lost.

I Think It's Become Fashionable For The Snobbish Egghead Today To Make Fun Of Television. I've Heard Many People, Boast, "i Would Never Have A Television Set In My House," Well, These People Are Fools.