Good Manners: The Noise You Don't Make

One Of The Greatest Threats Facing Book Publishing, And The Entire Country For That Matter, Is Censorship.

The Detroit String Quartet Played Brahms Last Night. Brahms Lost.

Middle Age Is When Your Old Classmates Are So Grey And Wrinkled And Bald They Don't Recognize You.

Politicians Are Like Ships: Noisiest When Lost In A Fog.

I Can't Say This Too Often - That A Little Humor Can Make Life Worth Living. That Has Always Been My Credo. Somebody Once Asked Me, 'what Would You Like Your Epitaph To Be?' I've Always Said That I'd Like It To Be: He Left People A Little Happier Than They Were When He Came Into The Room.