The Detroit String Quartet Played Brahms Last

Middle Age Is When Your Old Classmates Are So Grey And Wrinkled And Bald They Don't Recognize You.

Oratory Is The Art Of Making A Loud Noise Sound Like A Deep Thought.

Fame - Anyone Who Says He Doesn't Like It Is Crazy

The Person Who Can Bring The Spirit Of Laughter Into A Room Is Indeed Blessed.

They Tell About A Fifteen-year-old Boy In An Orphans' Home Who Had An Incurable Stutter. One Sunday The Minister Was Detained And The Boy Volunteered To Say The Prayer In His Stead. He Did It Perfectly, Too, Without A Single Stutter. Later He Explained, "i Don't Stutter When I Talk To God. He Loves Me."