The Detroit String Quartet Played Brahms Last

I Can't Say This Too Often - That A Little Humor Can Make Life Worth Living. That Has Always Been My Credo. Somebody Once Asked Me, 'what Would You Like Your Epitaph To Be?' I've Always Said That I'd Like It To Be: He Left People A Little Happier Than They Were When He Came Into The Room.

Everybody Was Being Decent, And When People Are Decent, Thing Work Out For Everybody. That Has Been My Theory All Through Life. If You're Making Money, Let The Other Fellow Make It Too. If Somebody's Getting Hurt, It's Bad, But If You Can Work A Thing Out So That Everybody Profits That's The Ideal Business.

An Oboe Is An Ill-wind That Nobody Blows Good.

Politicians Are Like Ships: Noisiest When Lost In A Fog.

There Once Was A Student Named Bessor Whose Knowledge Grew Lessor And Lessor. It At Last Grew So Small He Knew Nothing At All, And Today He's A College Professor!