Fame - Anyone Who Says He Doesn't

In A Notable Family Called Stein There Were Gertrude, And Ep, And Then Ein. Gert's Writing Was Hazy, Ep's Statues Were Crazy, And Nobody Understood Ein.

Politicians Are Like Ships: Noisiest When Lost In A Fog.

The Detroit String Quartet Played Brahms Last Night. Brahms Lost.

Banquet: A Plate Of Cold, Hairy Chicken And Artificially Coloured Green Peas Completely Surrounded By Dreary Speeches And Appeals For Donations.

The Fact That We Don't Read More Books In America Can Be Traced Squarely To The Fact That We Have Newspapers That Are About A Hundred Times As Big As The Newspapers Anywhere Else.