Angels We Have Heard On High Tell

Don't Solicit For Your Sister, It's Not Nice. Unless You Get A Good Percentage Of Her Price.

Irreverence Is Easy - Whats Hard Is Wit.

I've Heard It Quoted That I Was Dead. You Can't Believe Anything You Read. That Was Just An Off-hand Remark Somebody Picked Up, And Now It's Been Quoted And Quoted, And Therefore Misquoted.

I Don't Have The Temperament Of A Performer, And I Certainly Couldn't Do It Every Night.

The People Who Came To Hear Me Perform Or To Buy My Records Were Not The Type Who Would Be Offended [by The Song 'the Vatican Rag']. But I Gather That There Were Other People Who Were Offended.