Anger Is A Symptom, A Way Of

They Almost Had To Cancel The Oscars Tonight Because All Of The Designers And Stylists Are Still In Line In San Francisco Trying To Marry One Another.

It's Been So Long Since I Made Love, I Can't Even Remember Who Gets Tied Up.

The Worst Thing That Ever Happened To Me On Stage Is Someone Ran Forward To Tell Me They Loved Me And Projectile Vomited All Over The Stage. It Was Horrible.

The Fun Of Working On The Road Means Stealing From Hotels. I've Been Doing It For So Long, I Have A Set Of Towels From The Ark.

You're College Graduates Now, So Use Your Education. Remember: It's Not Who You Know, It's Whom.