Looking 50 Is Great, If You're 60.

I Love Israel For Its Blue And White Flag As It Matches My Legs.

Acting Is My True Love. I Would Like To Have Been A Serious Actor, And I Plan To In The Next Life. I'm Gonna Be Meryl Streep Rivers.

I Like Colonic Irrigation Because Sometimes You Find Old Jewelry.

I Adore My Apartment In New York. It Was A Ballroom That I Remade, So It's Like A Loft But Done By Louis The Fifteenth.

My Face Has Been Tucked In More Times Than A Bedsheet At The Holiday Inn.