Why Should I Cook For My Husband?

I Love Israel For Its Blue And White Flag As It Matches My Legs.

The Fun Of Working On The Road Means Stealing From Hotels. I've Been Doing It For So Long, I Have A Set Of Towels From The Ark.

That Baby Is So Ugly... I've Never Seen A Six-month-old So Desperately In Need Of A Wax.

At My Age An Affair Of The Heart Is A Bypass!

The Last Time I Appeared In Las Vegas, They Were Wearing Hoop Skirts And Davy Crockett Hats, ... But They Say 'what Happens In Vegas, Stays In Vegas.' And As Far As Fashion Is Concerned, That's A Good Thing.