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Your Proudest Moment Is To Watch Your Egg Not Just Function, But To Achieve On Her Own.

Why Should I Cook For My Husband? So He Can Tell A Hooker I Make A Delicious Cake?

She Doesn't Understand The Concept Of Roman Numerals. She Thought We Just Fought In World War Eleven.

My Perfect Last Meal Would Be: Shrimp Cocktail, Lasagna, Steak, Creamed Spinach, Salad With Bleu Cheese Dressing, Onion Rings, Garlic Bread, And A Dessert Of Strawberry Shortcake.

My Sex Life Is So Bad, My G-spot Has Been Declared A Historical Landmark.