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I’m Never Without A Bandage.

I Love Gay And Lesbian Parents. But I Think We Need A Law That Says Lesbians And Gay Men Have To Raise Their Children Together. This Way, The Kids Would Not Only Know How To Build Bookshelves, But They'd Also Instinctively Know How To Decorate Them.

When A Man Has A Birthday, He Takes A Day Off. When A Woman Has A Birthday, She Takes At Least Three Years Off.

Just Remember: Surviving Is The Best Revenge, No Matter What The Disaster Has Been.

I'm Telling You That At Eight She Knew More About Reproduction Than Xerox.