Two Is Company; Three Is Fifty Bucks.

Our Natures Are A Lot Like Oil, Mix Us With Anything Else, And We Strive To Swim On Top.

Your Anger Can Be 49 Percent And Your Comedy 51 Percent, And You're Okay. If The Anger Is 51 Percent, The Comedy Is Gone.

Comediennes Are The Lucky Ones, Because If You're Funny, You Can Be 125 Years Old And They Will Still Accept You.

Having My Daughter, I Screamed For Twenty-three Hours Straight. And That Was Just During Conception.

If You Can't Make Fun Of Yourself, You Don't Have Any Right To Make Fun Of Others