Our Natures Are A Lot Like Oil,

Our Natures Are A Lot Like Oil, Mix Us With Anything Else, And We Strive To Swim On Top.

I'll Lie Still For A Lot Of Things - But Sex Isn't One Of Them.

No More Botox For Me. Betty White's Bowels Move More Than My Face.

I Now Consider It A Good Day When I Don't Step On My Boobs.

Elizabeth Taylor Was So Fat That Whenever She Went To London In A Red Dress, 30 Passengers Would Try To Board Her.