Never Floss A Stranger.

If You Don't Think You're Funny, No One Else Will.

You Know It's Time To Start Using Mouthwash When Your Dentist Leaves The Room And Sends In A Canary.

You Know Why I Feel Older? I Went To Buy Sexy Underwear And They Automatically Gift Wrapped It.

Everyone Takes Fashion So Seriously! It's Fashion - Enjoy It!

The First Time I See A Jogger Smiling, I'll Consider It.