I Said Justin Bieber Looked Like A

No More Botox For Me. Betty White's Bowels Move More Than My Face.

My Grandson Is Mad At Me. He's Mad At Me Because I Squandered His College Fund On Spanx. It's A Lot, But There's A Lot Going On Here.

Joan Collins Told A Reporter That She Hasn't Had Plastic Surgery; Come On... She's Had More Tucks Than A Motel Bedsheet!

My Earliest Childhood Memory Was Watching My Parents Loosen The Wheels On My Stroller.

That Baby Is So Ugly... I've Never Seen A Six-month-old So Desperately In Need Of A Wax.