I Said Justin Bieber Looked Like A

I Think It Was Cosby Who Also Said To Me, 'if Only 2 Percent Of The World Thinks You're Funny, You'll Still Fill Stadiums For The Rest Of Your Life.'

You’re Going To Get What I Think Is The Truth, And It’s Going To Be Raw.

You Have To Do More Than Just Kill Time Or Time Will Quickly Kill You.

My Body Is Dropping So Fast, My Gynecologist Wears A Hard Hat.

I’ve Had So Much Plastic Surgery, When I Die They Will Donate My Body To Tupperware.