I Said Justin Bieber Looked Like A

I've Learned: When You Get Older, Who Cares? I Don't Mince Words, I Don't Hold Back. What Are You Gonna Do To Me? Fire Me? It's Been Done. Threaten To Commit Suicide? Done. Take Away My Show? Done! Not Invite To Me To The Vanity Fair Party? I've Never Been Invited! If I Ever Saw The Invitation, I'd Use It As Toilet Paper.

I Lived To Be On Stage, And I'm Terrified. Terrified Before Every Show.

I Was Born In 1962, And The Room Next To Me Was 1963.

I Can't Wear Yellow Anymore. It's Too Matchy-matchy With My Catheter.

Mick Jagger Could French-kiss A Moose. He Has Child-bearing Lips.