I Was Born In 1962, And The

I Can't Wear Yellow Anymore. It's Too Matchy-matchy With My Catheter.

The Only Street I Like Is Rue Honore De Balzac, Because 'balzac' Sound So Gay, And I Love My Gays. I Might Like Parisians More If They Named Their Streets Only For Gay Icons, Like Rue Liza Minnelli Or Rue Bette Midler Or, My Favorite, Rue Mcclanahan.

The Only Way I Can Get A Man To Touch Me At This Age Is Plastic Surgery.

My Body Is A Temple, And My Temple Needs Redecorating.

She's So Pure, Moses Couldn't Even Part Her Knees.