My Husband Wanted To Be Cremated. I

I Can't Wear Yellow Anymore. It's Too Matchy-matchy With My Catheter.

Why Should I Cook For My Husband? So He Can Tell A Hooker I Make A Delicious Cake?

My Mother Could Make Anybody Feel Guilty - She Used To Get Letters Of Apology From People She Didn't Even Know.

I'm Going Out With These Old Guys. One Guy Gave Me A Hickey And Left His Teeth In My Neck. Another Man, We Were Having A Perfectly Lovely Dinner; He Looked Up And Me And Went: You're Not My Wife! Another Guy Died During Dinner. I Had To Go In His Pocket To Get The American Express Card. Then You Wonder: What Would He Tip? Another Guy Said: I Want You To Meet My Family, And Took Me To The Cemetery.

In Every Human Endeavor, Persistence Is Everything.