I Was So Ugly That My Parents

I Could Be The Greta Garbo Of Comedy, Very Secluded, But Garbo Had A Man Who Was Beyond Rich To Support Her.

[on Plastic Surgery:] My Motto Is: 'anything That Can Be Lifted Should Be Lifted. Anything That Falls Should Be Caught. And Try To Catch Any Falling Stuff Before It Hits The Ground.

I Am A Dyke! And I'm Damn Proud Of It!

My Routines Come Out Of Total Unhappiness. My Audiences Are My Group Therapy.

I Was Not An Attractive Child.