A Man Can Sleep Around, No Questions

We Don't Apologize For A Joke. We Are Comics. We Are Here To Make You Laugh. If You Don't Get It, Then Don't Watch Us.

A German Sense Of Humor Is An Oxymoron.

If You Don't Think That All Life Is Improvisation, Then You Haven't Been Paying Attention. Life Is What Happens To You While You're Making Other Plans.

My Sex Life Is So Bad, My G-spot Has Been Declared A Historical Landmark.

I Wish I Could Tell You It Gets Better. It Doesn't Get Better. You Get Better.