I Have Flabby Thighs, But Fortunately My

The First Rule Of Survival Is: Make Your Own Rules. The Hell Anyone Thinks About The Way You're Acting; Listen Only To Yourself.

She's So Fat, She's My Two Best Friends.

Nothing Is Yours Permanently So You Better Enjoy It While It's Happening.

I Think I'm In A Business Where You Have To Look Good, And It's Totally Youth-oriented.

I Caused My Husband's Heart Attack. In The Middle Of Lovemaking I Took The Paper Bag Off My Head. He Dropped The Polaroid And Keeled Over And So Did The Hooker. It Would Have Taken Me Half An Hour To Untie Myself And Call The Paramedics, But Fortunately The Great Dane Could Dial.