Life Is Very Tough. If You Don't

My Best Birth Control Now Is Just To Leave The Lights On.

I Am Definitely Going To Watch The Emmys This Year! My Makeup Team Is Nominated For “best Special Effects.”

My Breasts Are So Low, Now I Can Have A Mammogram And A Pedicure At The Same Time.

I Finally Found Out How Priests Get Holy Water. They Boil The Hell Out Of It.

I Hate Billings, Montana. They Have A Fashion Show At Sears Roebuck