I Was Getting Dressed And A Peeping

I Have No Boobs Whatsoever. On My Wedding Night My Husband Said, 'let Me Help You With Those Buttons' And I Told Him, 'i'm Completely Naked'.

If You're Saying The Same Line 10 Times And Making It Look Like You Just Came Up With It, That's Acting.

In Life The Only Thing That You Can Expect Is The Unexpected; The Only Surprise Is A Day That Has None.

When A Man Has A Birthday, He Takes A Day Off. When A Woman Has A Birthday, She Takes At Least Three Years Off.

Our Natures Are A Lot Like Oil, Mix Us With Anything Else, And We Strive To Swim On Top.