I Was Getting Dressed And A Peeping

And Since We're All Adults Here, Let's Be Brutally Honest-most Babies Are Not Actually Attractive. In Fact, They're Weird And Freakish Looking. A Large Percentage Of Them Are Squinty-eyed And Bald And Their Faces Are All Mushed Toegther, Kind Of Like Renee Zellweger Pushed Up Against A Glass Window.

My Body Is A Temple, And My Temple Needs Redecorating.

I'm A Double Bagger. Not Only Does My Husband Put A Bag Over My Face When We're Making Love, But He Also Puts A Bag Over His Head In Case Mine Falls Off.

Everyone Takes Fashion So Seriously! It's Fashion - Enjoy It!

You Know It's Time To Start Using Mouthwash When Your Dentist Leaves The Room And Sends In A Canary.