When A Man Has A Birthday, He

Tonight I'll Be Interviewing Ken Watanabe, Keisha Castle Hughes, Benecio Del Toro And Djimon Honsou - And Yes, Those Are Actors, Not Caterers.

[when Told That Her Grandchild Had Her Nose:] I Didn't Get This Nose Until I Was Thirty-four.

Life Is Hard. And We Better Laugh At Everything, Otherwise We're Going Down The Tube.

I Was My Own Buddy In Camp.

To Maintain Success, Stamina Is More Important Than Talent. You Have To Learn To Be A Marathon Runner.