I Was The Last Girl In Larchmont,

I Was Dating A Transvestite, And My Mother Said, "marry Him, You'll Double Your Wardrobe."

Now, I'm Not Against Sex Before Marriage, But Two Minutes Before? When The Organist Played "here Comes The Bride".

There Is Not One Female Comic Who Was Beautiful As A Little Girl.

I Have No Sex Appeal. If My Husband Didn't Toss And Turn, We'd Never Have Had Any Kids.

A Study Says Owning A Dog Makes You 10 Years Younger. My First Thought Was To Rescue Two More, But I Don't Want To Go Through Menopause Again.