My Body Is A Temple, And My

If You Laugh At It, You Can Deal With It.

Why Should I Cook For My Husband? So He Can Tell A Hooker I Make A Delicious Cake?

I Don't Think There'd Be A Tina Fey Now If I Hadn't Tried To Look Good In The Beginning.

I Think It Was Cosby Who Also Said To Me, 'if Only 2 Percent Of The World Thinks You're Funny, You'll Still Fill Stadiums For The Rest Of Your Life.'

I Like My Politicians And My Judges And My Lawyers To Be Simple. I Think If You Worry About Where Your Hemline Is You're Really Not Concentrating On The World Crisis.