I Think Anyone Who's Perfectly Happy Isn't

A Study Says Owning A Dog Makes You 10 Years Younger. My First Thought Was To Rescue Two More, But I Don't Want To Go Through Menopause Again.

My Earliest Childhood Memory Was Watching My Parents Loosen The Wheels On My Stroller.

Diets, Like Clothes, Should Be Tailored To You.

If You Can't Make Fun Of Yourself, You Don't Have Any Right To Make Fun Of Others

I Was Dating A Transvestite, And My Mother Said, "marry Him, You'll Double Your Wardrobe."