I Think Anyone Who's Perfectly Happy Isn't

That Baby Is So Ugly... I've Never Seen A Six-month-old So Desperately In Need Of A Wax.

I Think Anyone Who's Perfectly Happy Isn't Particularly Funny.

I Got A Waterbed, But My Husband Stocked It With Trout.

I Don't Think There'd Be A Tina Fey Now If I Hadn't Tried To Look Good In The Beginning.

I Wear The Midi Because I Feel If You're Going To Look Ugly, You May As Well Look This Year's Ugly.